Holy shit Tina… Holy shit.
tina fey good at words
I’m crying tina crying
A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.
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Me:
Are you going to charge me?
Him: Why?
Me: I stole something of yours...
Him:
Me: I stole your heart
Him: Aw-
Me: Last night, I came into your room while you were sleeping and cut open your chest, ripped your ribs off and cut the veins and arteries and took your heart out.
HIm:
Me: I put it in a special box, just for me
Him:
Me: And fed some to the cat, she loved it, it mustve had sugar on it since youre so sweet
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: And now she wants a banana.
Him: Why?
Me: I stole something of yours...
Him:
Me: I stole your heart
Him: Aw-
Me: Last night, I came into your room while you were sleeping and cut open your chest, ripped your ribs off and cut the veins and arteries and took your heart out.
HIm:
Me: I put it in a special box, just for me
Him:
Me: And fed some to the cat, she loved it, it mustve had sugar on it since youre so sweet
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: And now she wants a banana.
“A hipster to me is someone who kind of dresses up like an artist, but they don’t actually make anything. So all of y’all people who call me a hipster can go fuck yourselves because I make shit all the goddamn time. People are like, ‘You wear skinny jeans.’ These are 501s, man! Fucking straight.” - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
